Here ye, here ye! The jury has come to a verdict in the ongoing Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial. After what felt like months of watching one of the most surreal trials ever, the circus is pulling up its tent. In less than one hour, the jury will give it’s final verdict on who is truly accountable in the Amber Heard trial. Was it she who abused Depp relentlessly, or was it the other way around? Well, based solely on the evidence presented thus far, not too difficult to tell what said the verdict will be. There’s no use dancing around it delicately anymore. Everyone has chosen a side already. And they probably aren’t wrong with the side they chose.

Twelve Angry People

We also need to point out this was after 3 days of deliberations. Some cases like this have had juries going at it for days or even weeks. In this case, it took very little time for the twelve jurors to reach an agreement about who is at fault.

For anyone who has lost sight, this case was a defamation case against Heard for an op-ed she wrote claiming she was abused. An accusation that seemingly had very little evidence to back it up. Johnny Depp is suing for fifty million, with Amber Heard counter-suing for one hundred million. Truth is, the money seems second nature here. They really both claim they just want their lives back.

Safe to say one of the two will not get it, though. Perjury is a federal crime, after all. And one of those two is clearly lying through their bleached teeth. One thing we are pretty sure of, though. Depp will probably be rocking out in England again tonight.

And this jam session could be more celebratory, but we will see soon enough.